Our Menu

Pasture-Raised. Locally Sourced. Clean. Delicious.


🐮 The Happy Cow Burger
$12.99

Two Pasture-Raised Callicrate Beef smash patties, topped with raw grass-fed cheddar, fresh tomato, crisp lettuce, house-made Happy Cow Sauce, crunchy pickles, and fried onions, all on a soft toasted bun.


Gluten-Free? Swap for a crispy Hash Brown Bun + $1.25

🍟 Tallow Fries
from $3.99

Crispy Organic Russet Potatoes double-fried in pure beef tallow — no seed oils ever.
Perfectly salted and ready for dipping.

🥩 Wagyu Smash Burger
$15.99

Double Callicrate Wagyu smash patties, seared to perfection and stacked with raw grass-fed cheddar, lettuce, tomato, pickles, fried onions, and our Happy Cow Sauce on a toasted bun.


Gluten-Free option: Hash Brown Bun + $1.25

🍔 The Happy Calf
$8.99

A kid-sized smash burger made with our pasture-raised beef, melted cheddar, and our signature tallow-seared flavor. Served plain or with our mild “Happy Sauce” on a soft bun. Simple, juicy, and made the same clean way as our grown-up burgers — just smaller!

☕ Organic Coffee & Espresso Drinks
from $2.99

Served with your choice of Grass-Fed A2 milk or seed-oil-free non-dairy alternatives. Made using coconut sugar!

Drinks include:

Latte: $3.99

Espresso: $2.99

Americano: $3.50

Cappuccino: $3.99

🐔 Gluten-Free Chicken Nuggets
from $6.99

Hand-crafted, Colorado raised ground chicken, coated in our proprietary blend rice-flour & delicious seasonings, fried golden in 100% beef tallow.


Served with your choice of:
House Ranch • Honey Mustard (made in-house) • Ketchup

🥗 The Happy House Salad
$10.99

Topped with thinly sliced cucumber, tomato, radish, red onion, and our house ranch.

Need protein? Top with Chicken Nuggets +$3.99

And there’s more on the way — fresh salads, homemade pastries, and simple desserts made the Happy Cow way.
Real ingredients, real flavor. Always.